Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
(Source: shadzu)
2 days ago I went for a run for the first time ever. I can still barely walk.
My body is literally telling me to never run again.
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
Today I came out of a restaurant and heard a loud pop. So I said “Shots fired, shots fired” because I’m a loser who watches too many cop shows.
We then drove past a cop with a gun… :|
everything is fun and games until you erase pandas’ black mark on their eyes
SWEET MOSES
